CPR---undeniably certified.

CPR is a silly thing to me. It's 3-4 hours, twice a year....blue dummies, breathing barriers, compressions, "stayin alive," and make sure you shave the guy's chest before you put the AED pads on.

Don't misunderstand me, I can only hope if I need CPR someday, someone with the official certification 2x3 inch card will be nearby. I just can't help but feeling silly. Most of the people that have existed in the history of the world have not known CPR. Most people who exist in the world today will not have access to a breathing barrier when the time calls. Will I remember to shave that guy's chest? Who knows.

Dear innocent male citizen,

If, by chance, I should happen to perform CPR on you because you likely are having cardiac arrest resulting from "fat butt disease," please don't get mad at me if I forget to shave your chest and thereby you have a spot where the hair was tore off from the AED pad.

LJ

Dear innocent female citizen,

I don't even know where to begin. Let's just hope I never have to perform CPR on you. And more importantly, let's hope you don't have a chest hair problem.

LJ